I would request that you play this song while you read my words. Thank you in advanced.
I hardly knew thee
You hardly know me
You came across the pond
I immediately grew fond
The Great Pacific Pond
Winning not enough like Greg LeMond
All 7’6″ of you
You could probably pound 76 brews
310 pounds of pure muscle and speed
So please don’t leave, don’t make me plead
You have a 23% chance of making the Hall Of Fame
Like a lion, my heart you tame
Unfortunately you played for a sucky team like the Rockets
Tracy McGrady and you, injured and lining your pockets
You could never win a championship
What rhymes with championship?
Your game was the opposite of poetry
So big and not particularly good, dontcha see
Enough with the poetry
Yao, you were a victim of the Chinese Hype Machine.
And frankly I don’t know whether to blame you or not.
But I never liked you.
Pau Gasol is like Yao 6.0
Sorry I don’t like you.
H8 the Rockets
Wish I had more to say about anything today..
Do you think Yao deserves the Hall Of Fame?
Should he demand a trade to a contender?
Do you think the problem is the lack of good doctors in the greater Houston area?
Should he demand a trade to Orlando for the quality of medical care there?
Is Yao the ‘Great Chinese Hope’?
Is Jeremy Lin the ‘new Yao Ming’?
Would you rather build a franchise around Jeremy Lin or Yao Ming? Are all Asian NBA players the same person (via racism)?