My New Year’s resolution was to never blog again. But then I realized that was unrealistic.
So I decided to wait 26 days. January 26th. ‘Perfect time to come back,’ I said to myself.
Really, all it takes to blog is a topic to anger me up enough. So I’m just gonna riff on one thing:
Chad Ochocinco changing his name back to Johnson.
You know what? I disagree with changing your name here Chad.
Ochocinco has become you, Johnson just doesn’t fit.
Ochocinco to me perfectly represents Chad.
A terrible, cliche, shameless attention grabber. Who isn’t even good at football.
This is a desperate, most likely unemployed football former-superstar trying for one last shot at credibility. No. Attention. Not credibility, because he never had that.
So Chad Javon Jonson/Ochocinco, enjoy the last time I will ever blog about you.
Enjoy the last time anyone will ever blog about you.
Because unless you have 5+ TDs in a season in 2011 or 2012 or ever again, I will never use the words Chad Johnson ever again.
At least not in that order.
COMING SOON: Chad Pennington sexted his girlfriend? Check back tomorrow to see Chad’s Johnson.
Woah that was a close one.
I am completely joking though. I have no sexual pictures of Chad Pennington. Sorry ladies, go elsewhere.
Kiss the baby.