‘The Reason For The C’s, Son’

'I am excited to be in this picture' -Ron Artest

That would be a good rap line.

I guess. If it was a Christmas song that required a pun about C-notes, son.

The real name of this post is ‘The Reason For The Season.’

Ron Artest did some funny stuff.

He’s a walking meme. Whatever.

Should I waste virtual ink on him (via Kindle)? Absolutely.

He was talking about getting ejected or ejections or something. The context is never important with Artest.

“It happened in the past, it happened in the present, it happened in the future,” Artest said. “Not just for him. All players (get ejected). That happens a lot of times. You see guys get ejected. Rip Hamilton got ejected (recently) in Detroit. Bob Cousy got ejected … The only person who never got ejected was Jesus.”

Artest was asked if he had checked Jesus’ box scores.

“No ejections,” Artest said. “He was 10 for 10s, a lot of 20 for 20s (in shooting). Perfect from the free-throw line. Infinity rebounding stats.”

Hey Ron, what’s your favorite holiday?

“I don’t celebrate many holidays. I have alot of Jewish friends though. So from time to time I’ll celebrate Hanukkah.”

That last quote was fake. Could you even tell though?


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