Pittsburgh won a game in walk-off fashion yesterday.
Answer: the radio play-by-play guys.
OH MY GOD. Check.
Wahoo, wahoo! Check.
Rockin’ n’ rollin’ at PNC Park. Check.
Lord help us and save us, cried Mrs. McDavis. Check.
Such bizarre reactions.
Yet I challenge you to not listen to it like 3 times.
I know I did.
On another note: don’t they tell you to NOT whistle into the mic on like Day 2 of journalism school.
On another note: Day 1 is probably learning everyone’s names and getting school supplies and stuff, right?
Cut me some slack. I am tired. Here’s a picture of some random Pirate Lastings Milledge.
UPDATE I: Lastings Milledge is now a Washington National.
UPDATE II: I already knew that. I just wanted to write it in UPDATE form.
UPDATE III: Hey Lastings, I heard your girlfriend say you weren’t LASTINGS very long.
UPDATE IV: Sorry for UPDATE III y’all