I’ll go on record right now.
I hate Big Ben and the entire Steelers team.
They stole Anquan Boldin’s first ring from him on Santonio Holmes lucky catch.
I find it highly repulsive that they operate in the netherworld of a team filled with team players who also happen to be people which I hate.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate team players. I hate them unless they play for my favorite teams.
Or have sweet beards.
OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE. Players with sweet beards are NEVER team players.
Except maybe James Harden. But he gets a “plays for my favorite team” exemption.
Roethlisberger is particularly egregious.
Dude’s like 6’8″
And also very ugly.
Like uglier than the usual guys I make fun of.
He also wears shirts with demons on them.
He also rides a motorcycle, which would normally be a strike. However, it is a ball in this case.
You know why? Because watching someone over 7 feet tall ride a motorcycle would be hilarious. And he crashed it once I think.
Strike three is the whole sexual harassment thing.
Seriously, not cool man.
Also. The supposed harassment-bar’s video camera recording thing overwrote on the tape where Big Ben was shown.
This is standard procedure.
However, if your bar is at the center of a major legal investigation, don’t do this.
People are so dumb.
THIS MAKES EVERYONE INVOLVED LOOK STUPIDER.
And Big Ben is already really stupid!