Just Wright

So this is like my new favorite movie.

For 3 reasons:

  1. Common. A rapper? Playing a basketball player? Count me in. Mic check one, two!
  2. Queen Latifah plays a love interest. That makes no sense. She is not attractive. She plays the sassy black lady as usual. But not in the good way. Because there is no good way to play that.
  3. Common is apparently between 5’11” and 6’1″ and he plays for the Nets. I am very confused. This probably should have been two numbers because they aren’t really related. Anyway. Instead of adding yet another number I’ll just say it: Get better at naming movies. This is just a lame name. Flame. Blame game. Shame.

I don’t know why the Nets were like hey! Sure! Make a movie about Common as our All-Star point guard!

This is their real All-Star! Yi Jinlian!

That’s more bad press for a team that is currently on pace to finish 50-770 for this century.

THAT IS NOT A GOOD RECORD.

Why ruin their reputation with non-basketball fans too?

A series of bad PR moves like this highlight the atrocity of the whole Nets franchise.

Speaking of atrocity…

Vodpod videos no longer available.

Swag that TwitVid embedding. Muggggggggin’

Emeka Okafor needs to like I don’t even know.

Just leave. Leave New Orleans. Haven’t people suffered enough?

I mean airballing one free throw means you suck. But possibly just at free throws.

Airballing two free throws means you are absolutely awful at basketball and you should seriously not play ever again.

I have never been more disappointed in a UConn grad.

Oh wait. Yes I have.
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