The BCS has a Twitter.

http://twitter.com/INSIDEtheBCS

Why?

Why does an inanimate system need a Twitter?

Has artificial intelligence become that advanced without ANYONE knowing?

Maybe like a computer can update a Twitter with like factual like mathematical information.

But can a computer system really like find a quote, verify it’s relevance and then Tweet it?

Answer: NO. One million times no. And maybe two times yes.

What is a one million no’s times two yes’s?

1,000,000 NO x 2 YES = 2,000,000 YNEOS

Carry the Y and you get 2,000,000 NO.

Now that we got the tedious math joke out of the way, we can go back to the facts.

It currently has 4 Tweets. I’m going to post all of them:

  1. Welcome to the official BCS Twitter page! Follow us for updates about what’s going on Inside the BCS and links to articles and commentary.
  2. Is a college football playoff fair? http://www1.realclearsports…
  3. “(The BCS) has been great for college football. It’s not perfect, but it has been great for college football.”-FL coach Urban Meyer 10/7/08
  4. BCS Presidential Group expands from 8 to 12 http://www.bcsfootball.org/…

Where does a computer get those links?!

How can it do that?

There’s only one person to blame for this.

Jimmy Kimmel.

It must be a prank for his hilarious show. Or whatever he does. He's a comedian. I think.

The man knows funny.

Also, their Twitter bio is mega lolz:

Bio (College football) is the only sport where every single game truly matters, where you can’t afford to take your foot off the pedal for even one week.

Cliche, cliche, cliche.

Yet, I am un-surprised by this nonsense.

Yes, ‘un-surprised’

The BCS 722 Harvester 8HP Honda Rototiller

Now we here at the ol’ FantastikSports headquarters are okay with the BCS.

Oh, and by ‘we’ I mean me. There’s only one of us.

So is there really even us? No.

Anyway.

For real though. The BCS does not suck.

The only people that truly hate it and want a playoff, just want to see the best teams square off and play.

And then one team will rise to the top and prove themselves the overall champion.

I mean, a playoff would only solve everything.

WHAT? Did I just switch my views on the BCS?! Woah. It’s almost like, I used sarcasm earlier!?

Weird.

The BCS Buster that KILLED OU. ON A TRICK PLAY.

But seriously. A playoff would be so tight.

I would love it.

Sure some people make the argument that “If it’s an 8 team playoff, then the 9th team will feel left out!”

That is not what the playoff is trying to solve.

It is trying to solve the bureaucratized and irreconcilable and un-publicize-able BCS.

That was grandiloquent. Pwn’d. LOL. đŸ™‚

I will leave you with this quote:

“Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill. I think that there is nothing, not even crime, more opposed to poetry, to philosophy, ay, to life itself than this incessant business.”

Henry David Thoreau.

How esoteric yet appropriate for this post.

Boise State wrecked OU.
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