NFL Preview: AFC South

Indianapolis Colts

No Marvin Harrison, lots of problems. You mean to tell me that Anthony Gonzalez can pick up that slack? No dice.

Nickname: Reggie “Dwayne Michael Carter Jr.” Wayne.

Projected Record: 1-15.

Reggie Wayne can get down with the get down.
Reggie Wayne can get down with the get down.

Tennessee Titans

Vince Young will have to step in for Kerry Collins at some point. Collins peaked last year and now its only a matter of time.

Nickname: Lendale “Glendale, AZ” White.

Projected Record: 8-8.

'Lendale White is fat' would have been a better caption for this photo.
'Lendale White is fat' would have been a better caption for this photo.

Jacksonville Jaguars

Their defense is okay. David Garrard is okay. The new jerseys are not okay. This is shaping up to be a bad season. Except for Maurice Jones-Drew

Nickname: Maurice “The Hyphenated Beast” Jones-Drew

Projected Record: 7-9

Maurice Jones-Drew is a gigantic sellout.
Maurice Jones-Drew is a gigantic sellout.

Houston Texans

Andre Johnson is amazing. Is he good enough to carry the team? Yes. He is.

Nickname: Matt “Charles Schwab” Shaub.

Projected Record: 11-5.

Dunta Robinson and Andre Johnson. I could make a pun about Dunta's name but that would be too obvious. Right?
Dunta Robinson and Andre Johnson. I could make a pun about Dunta's name but that would be too obvious. Right?
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