No Marvin Harrison, lots of problems. You mean to tell me that Anthony Gonzalez can pick up that slack? No dice.
Nickname: Reggie “Dwayne Michael Carter Jr.” Wayne.
Projected Record: 1-15.
Vince Young will have to step in for Kerry Collins at some point. Collins peaked last year and now its only a matter of time.
Nickname: Lendale “Glendale, AZ” White.
Projected Record: 8-8.
Their defense is okay. David Garrard is okay. The new jerseys are not okay. This is shaping up to be a bad season. Except for Maurice Jones-Drew
Nickname: Maurice “The Hyphenated Beast” Jones-Drew
Projected Record: 7-9
Andre Johnson is amazing. Is he good enough to carry the team? Yes. He is.
Nickname: Matt “Charles Schwab” Shaub.
Projected Record: 11-5.