New Orleans Saints
Lil’ Wayne’s favorite team. If I’m ever going to be his best friend, I’d hype up this team. How ironic. Because I seriously consider them a victim of the hypemachine year in and year out.
Nickname: Marques “Coldstone Creamery” Colston.
Projected Record: 15-1.
Something clever about Carolina.
Nickname: John “Foxy” Fox.
Projected Record: 8-8
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
They are going to be awful. No two ways around it.
Nickname: Josh “The Bucs are starting Byron Leftwich over me” Freeman.
Projected Record: 2-14.
Matt Ryan. Roddy White. Michael Turner. If the NFL was just offense, the Falcons would be like top 5 easy. But if the NFL was just offense, the whole “no defense” thing would ruin football.
Nickname: Matt “Nolan” Ryan.
Projected Record: 13-3.