“Back Like Jordan, Wearin’ The 4-5” Jay-Z

This is what I look like when I go to the hole STRONG.
This is what I look like when I go to the hole STRONG.

Leave it to your boy Stephon Marbury to bring me back.

This is pure, unadulterated, unfiltered PLATINUM-PLATED, Swag-filled, Swag-inducing Swag.

Yes, I said Swag 3 times in that past sentence; twice as a modifier, once as a direct object? I’m not an English-y kinda guy.

Anyway.

3 Things:

1. He sings Happy Birthday. 5 Dollars to anyone who can determine for whom he is singing.

2. He pines after Mary J. Blige. MARY J BLIGE. REALLY?

3. He gets in a car accident. On camera.

Okay so about that last one. Maybe it wasn’t a car accident. What else could it have been?

A deer. A light pole. A curb. A pedestrian. A train.

All of these things except the curb would cause you to stop your car and get out and assess some sort of damage.

P.S. If you’re hitting the curb like THAT, get out of the car. For the love of everything ever goshhh.

Tampa Bay.
Tampa Bay.

ALSO SOMETHING OF EQUAL IMPORTANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tampa Bay has announced that they will wear the Bright, yet Subtle Orange Jerseys yet again!!!!!!

These are my absolute, all-time favorite jerseys.

They are amazing. I will pay-per-view a game where they wear them if I have to!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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