Vote 4 Manny.

This whole thing is garbage. This whole Man-Ram scenario.

Personally I think that people should be able to vote for whoever they want.

We don’t need Jorre (Joe Torre) telling people what to do.

Jorre is wayyyy tooooo closeeeee to the camera.
Jorre is wayyyy tooooo closeeeee to the camera.

Don’t ya think America’s got enough on its plate with Terrorism, Swine Flu, the Economy, Swag Flu, and Twitter?

Why add more by criticizing YOUR OWN PLAYER?!

Since when do coaches bad mouth their own players?

Since never. Joe, you need to learn.

Your player could be caught naked in traffic wearing a dress and you shouldn’t say ANYTHING negative. Ever.

It’s like shooting yourself in the foot. It hurts!

So that’s why I, Fantastik Sports aka FS!, am oficially endorsing Manny Ramirez for All-Star AND the Home Run Derby.

Call it ironic. Call it sarcastic. Call it a joke. Just don’t call it a comeback, I’ve been here before.

I mean c’mon. What more do you want? Do you want stats? Okay. I’ll give you stats.

Manny was on pace for 36 homeruns. 120 RBIs. 102 Ks. His batting average was going to be probably like .325 AT LEAST. Those are Triple Crown type numbers. He deserves recognition.

Now who will win the Triple Crown? Nelson Cruz? Probably.

I’ll tell you who won’t win. Calvin Borel. Yeah, I made the lame joke everyone was thinking of.

This is a picture of Manny seconds, and I mean SECONDS, after he found out I was endorsing him for All-Star.
This is a picture of Manny seconds, and I mean SECONDS, after he found out I was endorsing him for All-Star.

(Calvin Borel is that guy that didn’t win the Belmont or the other one and didn’t win the Horse Racing Triple Crown. That explanation was awful.)

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