Thunder Tattoo Theory

LOL.

Its not actually a theory.

Its a scientific law.

I went with theory for the alliteration factor.

Don’t worry.

Also sorry about the 2 day hiatus.

I almost blogged about alot yesterday.

But nothing ever materialized.

Anyway.

So the TTT is best explained by a series of images.

And by series, I mean two.

A Simple Graph explaining the effect of tattoos on the OKC Thunder's players.
A Simple Graph explaining the effect of tattoos on the OKC Thunder's players.

Not convinced?

Player-by-Player analysis, based on tattoos.
Player-by-Player analysis, based on tattoos.

If this doesn’t convince you of whatever it should, then I am confused.

These graphs come courtesy of http://www.dailythunder.com

Yeah, first time ever I referenced another site on FantastikSports.

Anyway.

The Thunder are not currently a force to be reckoned with.

Just wait.

So worst case scenario/most likely scenario:

They draft 4th.

Although they could win the lottery, they probz won’t.

So who do they get?

I don’t know.

But still.

They’re in prime position to pick up someone good.

I am 100% convinced that they are 1 good player away from pure unadulterated dominance.

So maybe not that extreme.

But still.

You get the point.

How far are they under the cap?

I can’t figure it out but I can only assume they are under.

Say they wait and hold onto that assumed room until 2010.

Then they can make a power play for a beast to compliment the Durant-Green-Westbrook power trio they already have.

Yeah, I said power in that sentence 2wice.

And I spelled twice like 2wice.

DEAL WITH IT.

Russell Westbrook is better than you. By a LOT.
Russell Westbrook is better than you. By a LOT.
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One thought on “Thunder Tattoo Theory

  1. haha, i’ve been off and on reading your blog from your statuses for a while.

    this last post was the best so far. keep it up.

    -Brandon

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