Rather than turn this into a YouTube festival which this blog has become in the past few days,
I’m feeling a UFL article.
A UFL Primer.
Its a 4 team league. Set to compete with the NFL. 6 weeks of season, Championship on Thanksgiving-ish.
The teams are going to be in: New York/Hartford, Orlando, Las Vegas/Los Angeles and San Francisco/Sacramento
Two things right off the bat.
Pick one city. Not two.
That is just unnecessary to the umpteenth degree.
Having a team in two cities is like having a house in two cities. Two cities that don’t even border one another.
New York and San Francisco already have NFL teams y’all.
So whats up with that?!
The only way this would work is if their names played off the current NFL team names.
That is the only way to pacify me.
Way too much slang in that last caption.
Gosh I have to prioritize.
I have to go.