I mock the NBA Mock Draft while I eat Mock Apple Pie.

What is the point of Mock APple pie? Also it looks weird when I capitalize one P and not the other in Apple. Nice.
What is the point of Mock APple pie? Also it looks weird when I capitalize one P and not the other in Apple. Nice.

I’m going to take a few picks of the mock draft i get off ESPN’s draft simulator and riff a little.

maybe it will be tasty.

like mock apple pie.

what is the point of that?

why do i keep making that joke?

answers to these questions and andy rooney, tonight on FantastikSports.

that’s a 60 minutes joke.

just so you know.

yeah.

okay.

sure you already knew that.

whatever.

“i did”

that was my impression of you.

loser.

here we go.

1. Blake Griffin – Sacramento Kings

He is the real thang.

no doubt in anyone’s mind.

he is not Kwame Brown per se.

but he will be successful in the NBA.

or ill eat my hat.

“but you’re not wearing a hat.”

how’d you know that?

“i don’t know.”

stop.

i am not doing a fake conversation with you.

anyway.

I feel like my censorship made it more obvious. But hey, you be the judge.
I feel like my censorship made it more obvious. But hey, you be the judge.

2. Ricky Rubio- Los Angeles Clippers.

The Chippers could use a blue-chipper like chip rubio.

see what i did there?

i changed some words to include chip.

yad!g?

anyway.

ricky rubio can jump about 3 inches.

he couldn’t jump on to a piece of paper.

and let’s face it.

that’s eazy.

almost as easy as tying a tie.

How coincidental.
How coincidental.

3. Hasheem Thabeet- Washington Wizards.

way too skinny.

skinner than someone who’s skinny.

and someone who’s skinny is skinny.

trust me.

"LA LA LA. LOOK AT ME. I CAN PALM TWO BALLS AT ONCE. LA LA LA." -Hasheem Thabeet. (Who's still skinny)
"LA LA LA. LOOK AT ME. I CAN PALM TWO BALLS AT ONCE. LA LA LA." -Hasheem Thabeet. (Who's still skinny)

5. Greg Monroe- Memphis Grizzlies.

I have no good Greg Monroe jokes or pictures.

Enjoy another guy named Greg Monroe.

Greg Monroe
Greg Monroe

Name: Greg Monroe
Age: Ancient (actually, 22)
Year: Senior
From: Dayton, OH…But, due to a very recent family migration, I’m now a southern Cali surfer dude.

Gosh he’s not funny.

More importantly though.

I figured out how to do some basic HTML editing to get that to be the right font.

praise me.

11. Brandon Jennings- Milwaukee Bucks.

i include him just for his amazing high top fade.

and he played in Italy.

and he was terrible in Italy.

and he is still terrible in Italy.

but mostly for the picture.

brandon-jennings

Lastly.

13. Stephen Curry- Charlotte Bobcats.

He can shoot.

I could see him being a 3pt specialist.

a poor man’s jason kapono.

check that.

a homeless mans kyle korver.

check that.

a younger steve kerr.

got em.

Steve Kerr. Or should I say... Steve-n Kerr-y. Wow. That worked out really well. Totally didn't think of that before I picked Steve Kerr. Crazy.
Steve Kerr. Or should I say... Steve-n Kerr-y. Wow. That worked out really well. Totally didn't think of that before I picked Steve Kerr. Crazy.
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3 thoughts on “I mock the NBA Mock Draft while I eat Mock Apple Pie.

  1. thebeet is agreat man,and am expecting wonders from him!holla Tanzania!lets him pave the way for others!Its our turn now!
    “Haya muungwana nafasi ndiyo hiyooo itumie”Thank you!

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