I’m going to take a few picks of the mock draft i get off ESPN’s draft simulator and riff a little.
maybe it will be tasty.
like mock apple pie.
what is the point of that?
why do i keep making that joke?
answers to these questions and andy rooney, tonight on FantastikSports.
that’s a 60 minutes joke.
just so you know.
sure you already knew that.
that was my impression of you.
here we go.
1. Blake Griffin – Sacramento Kings
He is the real thang.
no doubt in anyone’s mind.
he is not Kwame Brown per se.
but he will be successful in the NBA.
or ill eat my hat.
“but you’re not wearing a hat.”
how’d you know that?
“i don’t know.”
i am not doing a fake conversation with you.
2. Ricky Rubio- Los Angeles Clippers.
The Chippers could use a blue-chipper like chip rubio.
see what i did there?
i changed some words to include chip.
ricky rubio can jump about 3 inches.
he couldn’t jump on to a piece of paper.
and let’s face it.
almost as easy as tying a tie.
3. Hasheem Thabeet- Washington Wizards.
way too skinny.
skinner than someone who’s skinny.
and someone who’s skinny is skinny.
5. Greg Monroe- Memphis Grizzlies.
I have no good Greg Monroe jokes or pictures.
Enjoy another guy named Greg Monroe.
Name: Greg Monroe
Age: Ancient (actually, 22)
From: Dayton, OH…But, due to a very recent family migration, I’m now a southern Cali surfer dude.
Gosh he’s not funny.
More importantly though.
I figured out how to do some basic HTML editing to get that to be the right font.
11. Brandon Jennings- Milwaukee Bucks.
i include him just for his amazing high top fade.
and he played in Italy.
and he was terrible in Italy.
and he is still terrible in Italy.
but mostly for the picture.
13. Stephen Curry- Charlotte Bobcats.
He can shoot.
I could see him being a 3pt specialist.
a poor man’s jason kapono.
a homeless mans kyle korver.
a younger steve kerr.