NBA End of Season Awards

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its that time again.

i love this time of year.

here we go.

Rookie Of The Year:

should i capitalize the first letter of each word?

which one looks better?

Rookie of the Year or Rookie Of The Year?

Thanks for your input.

anyway.

ESPN says: Derrick Rose.

actually scrap that.

i prefer to say

ESPN sez: Derrick Rose.

yeah i know its miniscule.

but really.

sez > says

I disagree with ESPN.

in a polite way.

i say it will be Brook Lopez.

by a hair.

his brothers hair.

Brook Lopez (L) and his twin brother, Robin (R). One of them is a serious basketball player. The other is not. Guess which is which.
Brook Lopez (L) and his twin brother, Robin (R). One of them is a serious basketball player. The other is not. Guess which is which.

Most Improved Player of the Year:

i don’t believe this is a real award.

it is worthless.

i’ll just pick a name at random.

Devin Harris.

yeah sure.

totally random guess.

devin-harris
I don't believe in this award. So i will waste no time making a joke for it either.

Sixth Man:

I don’t think this should go to the next starter.

i think this should go to the best off the bench player.

that means less than 18 minutes a game, amigo.

therefore im voting ronnie turiaf.

because taco loves ronny.

Who is Taco? I want to know. I want to meet Taco.
Who is Taco? I want to know. I want to meet Taco.

Coach of the Year:

ESPN sez: Mike Brown.

Really?

wow it must be so hard to coach LeBron.

coaching lebron is as hard as doing a crossword puzzle.

and not just anyone crossword puzzle.

THIS crossword puzzle:

crossword
I have too much time on my hands.

therefore.

its nate mcmilli.

i know what youre thinking.

“his name is mcmillan, not mcmilli”

i say “i know, im spellin it like that lil wayne song. ya know? a milli? get it? oh well.”

Who could pick against this SWAG?
Who could pick against this SWAG?

Defensive Player of the Year:

Dwight Howard.

i mean cmon.

he’s superman.

he can block every shot and twice on sunday.

ignore the whole “that didn’t make sense” factor of that statement.

The best defense is a good offense.
The best defense is a good offense.

Most Valuable Player:

ESPN sez: LeBron.

FS! sez: LeBron.

Stupid sez: Kobe.

Dark Horse sez: Dwayne Wade.

Everyone sez: LeBron.

I do not understand why people make pro athletes into babies. But still. LeBaby.
I do not understand why people make pro athletes into babies. But still. LeBaby.
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