Justin Morneau and Joe Mauer. That’s it.
Joe “Eddie Bauer” Mauer. Think about it.
Chicago White Sox:
Even Ozzie Guillen can’t win with this team.
John “Dank” Danks. You ever smelled him?
Cliff Lee is overrated. But so is the Tribe.
Cliff “of Dover” Lee
The economy depends on their season.
Curtis “Grandy’s” Granderson.
Kansas City Royals:
They aren’t horrible. But Alex Gordon is crazy delicious.
Alex “Flash Gordon” Gordon.