my thoughts and prayers are with nick adenhart and his family.
back to the AL East.
Toronto Maple Leafs:
That’s not right…
Blue Jays, there it is:
Why is one team in Canada? This makes no sense.
Marco “Scooter” Scutaro. That’s really obvious. Oh well. I’m feelin kinda tired.
Tampa Bay Rays:
Winners of the AL East say get behind me satan.
(They got rid of the devil. From their name. Get it?)
BJ “Uptown” Upton.
Nick Markakis is amazing. Hopefully, he’ll get traded.
George “Sheryl Crow” Sherrill.
Boston Red Sox:
Pedroia sucks. This team is hyper-overrated.
Dustin “Scrappy Do” Pedroia.
New York Yankees:
Money can’t buy my love.
Xavier “Always a Pirate in America’s heart” Nady.