you know whats up.
Yorvit Torrealba is amazing. Todd Helton is not.
Yorvit “Jessicaalba” Torrealba.
San Diego Padres:
David Eckstein is scrappy. Scrappy is cliche.
Jake Peav’dy. Get it? Cuz peaved means mad. Is that how you spell it? Peaved? I doubt it.
Los Angeles Dodgers:
Totz stacked lineup, will win NL West. Totz = totally.
Juan “I am a utility player” Pierre. That should prove how good they are. A worthless player isn’t even starting.
San Francisco Giants:
Everytime Lincecum pitches they win. Which is 1/5 of time.
Randy “Past His Prime” Johnson. (NOTE: This nickname also works on Barry Zito)
Brandon Webb rocks a sinker. Justin Upton has a brother.
Justin “Uptown” Upton.