NL West? Is there a West? MLB Preview: NL West.

you know whats up.

colorado rockies:

Yorvit Torrealba is amazing. Todd Helton is not.

Yorvit “Jessicaalba” Torrealba.

Which one is Yorvit? You tell me.
Which one is Yorvit? You tell me.

San Diego Padres:

David Eckstein is scrappy. Scrappy is cliche.

Jake Peav’dy. Get it? Cuz peaved means mad. Is that how you spell it? Peaved? I doubt it.

Prepare to be freaked out. That woman, the one next to David Eckstein is 3'10". That's how short Eckstein is.
Prepare to be freaked out. That woman, the one next to David Eckstein is 3'10". That's how short Eckstein is.

Los Angeles Dodgers:

Totz stacked lineup, will win NL West. Totz = totally.

Juan “I am a utility player” Pierre. That should prove how good they are. A worthless player isn’t even starting.

Really Juan? Really? The hat under the helmet is so Little League.
Really Juan? Really? The hat under the helmet is so Little League.

San Francisco Giants:

Everytime Lincecum pitches they win. Which is 1/5 of time.

Randy “Past His Prime” Johnson. (NOTE: This nickname also works on Barry Zito)

I now like Rush. Just to be like the kid-computer-version of Randy.
I now like Rush. Just to be like the kid-computer-version of Randy.

Arizona Diamonbacks:

Brandon Webb rocks a sinker. Justin Upton has a brother.

Justin “Uptown” Upton.

He is better than you.
He is better than you.
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