im going to brief you on every team.
10 words or less.
also a nickname for their star player.
today is NL East.
Johan Santana is good. But they’re the METS.
Carlos “My belt just ran away” Beltran.
Flo rida Marlins:
Dontrelle Willis. Shawty got low low low. I don’t know.
Hanley Ramirez aka HanRam. No. Embellishment. Needed.
Derrick “got low low low” Lowe. (2 Flo Rida references. ftw.)
Call them the Wqowrgoasidf Nasldjfoiuqwre because they make no sense.
Christian “shouldn’t still have a job” Guzman.
Ryan Howard hits phome pruns. Phun puns! p
Jayson “Werthless” Werth.