what is this garbage.
the whole “they reenergized the city” junk?
3 garbage-related words in 3 lines?
i think so.
so this jayson stark noob wrote some book about the phillies
maybe he should do something productive.
or, if he insists on writing, write a self-help book.
people buy those like hotcakes.
i am so good at stimulating the economy right now.
but more importantly.
do hotcakes sell fast?
because i don’t know.
i mean people like IHOP and stuff.
but they haven’t ever run out of hotcakes there have they?
i mean cmon people.
think before you use these expressions.
they do sell out of self-help books all the time.
they really are hotcakes.
i can give you an example.
but why give when i can show.
back to the phillies.
oh just came up with a great idea.
just wait and see.
youll know when it happens.
the phillies are horrible.
maybe horrible is not the right word.
they just didnt save the whole city.
i mean cmon.
its a baseball team, not the revolutionary war.
ignore the stupidity of that analogy.
apparently winning a championship sets a city phree?
that ph thing is the joke i thought oph up there.
it doesnt work well on words like of.
ill make a note.
oh but i don’t have a note pad.
remind me later.
wow this is chocked full of random tangents.
im surprised youre still reading.
baseball is cool.
but the phillies ruin baseball.
all their like lame pitching and defense.
no one cares.
since they lost pat burrell everyone cares less.
yeah we do.
now i’m confused.
check it out.