its that time again.
fake interview time.
who am i going to interview?
no. although i would deff call him stevie nicks-nash. LOL.
the suns mascot?
no, even that’s too obvious.
i’m interviewing the suns.
not the players on the team.
lets do this thang.
FS!: Zup PHX?!
PS: Nothing. Just doin this interview.
FS!: Yeah no kidding?
PS: No kidding.
FS!: So how are things?
PS: Pretty cool. I mean I’m not that great this year. But hopefully I’ll get to go to the playoffs.
FS!: I hope you don’t.
PS: That’s really straightforward of you.You should be more polite. I’m a busy…. thing.
FS!: Okay. Anyway. What’s Shaq like? Is he big? Is he Aristotle?
PS: How can someone be Aristotle?
FS!: If you knew, you would understand.
PS: Well I don’t.
FS!: Fine. But you know what’s fun?
FS!: Giving more than like a 5 word answer. This is an interview after all.
PS: I blame your questions.
FS!: That’s the problem with you. You are always blaming others. Maybe you should take some blame.
PS: I haven’t done anything wrong.
FS!: Except not win. Got em.
PS: Hey. I’m gearing up for a playoff run.
FS!: You can gear up all you want. You have to get in first.
PS: I’m resting my starters. Don’t want them tired for the 1st round.
FS!: That defies all logic, ever.
PS: See? This is why you aren’t an NBA team like me.
FS!: That’s not why.
PS: How would you know?
FS!: This is the worst interview ever.
PS: Whoever is gonna transcribe this is gonna be awesome though.
FS!: Phoenix ph-sucks.
PS: Fantastik wordplay. NOTTTTTT.
FS!: Got em.
PS: This has gotten tedious.
FS!: There you have it. An interview with a team.
PS: What did we learn?