this will be the final four. or else.

yeah.

ricky pitino.

i’m lookin at you.

or else babe.

you don’t wanna know babe.

babe.

anyway.

as the title explains this willl be the final Four. or else.

Out of the west.

after a grueling battle against a surprisingly amazing memphis team,

UConn emerges.

sure picking a 1 seed is cliche.

but for the love of pearl,

thats a phrase right?

but for the love of pearl

14 out of 16 teams are the top seeds.

i dont want to have to explain that.

you know what i mean.

the fightin’ adriens will make it to the final four.

the flamin’ calhouns will make it to the final four.

the runnin’ thabeets will make it to the final four.

man i love makin up nicknames like that.

ill do that for all the teams.

Out of the Middy-West.

after a battle with rock chalk,

louisville emerges.

sure another cliche.

but seriously.

look at their path.

they play arizona.

the pretty boy budingers have a popsicle’s chance in miami on a record hot day.

the fogg-horn leghorns have to face 94 feet of pure pressure AND and a point forward.

ill explain that nickname.

they have a player with the last name fogg.

done.

Out of the East.

Just like Biggie.

Did this guy ever see an ACTUAL picture of Biggie? Get it? Because its bad?
Did this guy ever see an ACTUAL picture of Biggie? Get it? Because its bad? Oh well. I guess you had to be there.

Pitt.

over the dante’s infernos.

ill explain.

Villanova has a player named dante cunningham.

anyway.

The Sam Young Ball Fakes (Pitt) will probably eke by The Scotties (Villanova)

2 things i love about that sentence.

the word eke.

obvious.

and also.

i called villanova the scotties.

it is such a subtle joke.

scottie reynolds plays for nova and a scottie is a type of dog.

it works on lots of levels.

and by lots of levels, i mean 2.

A Scottie. Sorry, had to pick against you, DAWG. Get it?
Sorry, had to pick against you, DAWG. Get it?

so yeah i know what you’re thinking.

“3 1-seeds? grow a backbone. pick some upsets you noob. but still i love this blog. <3”

but really.

they are 1 seeds after all.

Out of the South.

oh hell i don’t know.

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