i’m lookin at you.
or else babe.
you don’t wanna know babe.
as the title explains this willl be the final Four. or else.
Out of the west.
after a grueling battle against a surprisingly amazing memphis team,
sure picking a 1 seed is cliche.
but for the love of pearl,
thats a phrase right?
but for the love of pearl
14 out of 16 teams are the top seeds.
i dont want to have to explain that.
you know what i mean.
the fightin’ adriens will make it to the final four.
the flamin’ calhouns will make it to the final four.
the runnin’ thabeets will make it to the final four.
man i love makin up nicknames like that.
ill do that for all the teams.
Out of the Middy-West.
after a battle with rock chalk,
sure another cliche.
look at their path.
they play arizona.
the pretty boy budingers have a popsicle’s chance in miami on a record hot day.
the fogg-horn leghorns have to face 94 feet of pure pressure AND and a point forward.
ill explain that nickname.
they have a player with the last name fogg.
Out of the East.
Just like Biggie.
over the dante’s infernos.
Villanova has a player named dante cunningham.
The Sam Young Ball Fakes (Pitt) will probably eke by The Scotties (Villanova)
2 things i love about that sentence.
the word eke.
i called villanova the scotties.
it is such a subtle joke.
scottie reynolds plays for nova and a scottie is a type of dog.
it works on lots of levels.
and by lots of levels, i mean 2.
so yeah i know what you’re thinking.
“3 1-seeds? grow a backbone. pick some upsets you noob. but still i love this blog. <3”
they are 1 seeds after all.
Out of the South.
oh hell i don’t know.