changing the nfl schedge? thank again.

before this post i have to address an issue.

i spelled think like thank in the title.

i cant begin to tell you how many times ive wanted to do this.

its like saying drink like drank.

except dranks not an actual word. yet.

from henceforth, when i say thank assume i mean a fly version of think.

thank you.

anyway.

on to the point.

so the NFL is thinkin about extending the schedge by like 1 or 2 games.

first off

love the fact that the super bowl would be on the sunday before presidents day

that would mean the monday after the super bowl would be a holiday.

how ballin.

second off.

the nfl SHOULD have BIGGER concerns THAN that.

whenever i all caps a word, im emphazizing IT.

go back and read two lines before knowing what you know now.

thank you.

anyway.

here are 5-ish things the NFL should change.

1. jerseys

im wayyyyy in favor of tearaway jerseys returning.

but that will never happen.

You're tearin' up my tearaway jersey. THATS NSYNC IDIOTS.
"Its tearin up my tearaway jersey when I'm with you, I feel the pain with a whiff of you" *NSYNC.

so instead i think that NFL teams should have at MINIMUM 8 jersey designs.

lets reason this through.

im going to ASSUME that teams use jerseys a grand total of 1 time per player.

maybe MAYBE twice.

so really.

youre making jerseys anyway.

well not you.

but the people who make the jerseys are making the jerseys already.

wow circular logic ftw.

i love NFL jerseys.

the more the merrrier.

i mean obviously stay in a color pallete.

you dont want to confuse everyone by wearing crazy colors.

although i would permit 1 off color jersey.

On The Border, Off The Pallete.
On The Border, Off The Pallete.

and i know what youre thinking.

what if they wear the jerseys like 6,7,8 games…

well making more would stimulate the economy.

THINK ABOUT IT.

alright this is gettin kind of lengthy so ill go back and divide it up with pictures.

anyway.

i feel like this is going to be like 3 things instead of 5 but we’ll see.

2. overtime

an obvious problem but deserves mention anyway.

1st overtime: 6 on 6 football. minimum 2 lineman. every player is an eligible reciever. everyone plays both ways. nfl street with pads basically.

2nd overtime: 2 on 2 football. coach is the qb. basically a wide reciever contest. and a coach throwing contest.

3rd overtime: 40 yard dash contest. everyone on the team runs. including everyone. excluding nobody.

4th overtime: arena football style overtime. i honestly don’t know what that is.

5th overtime: regular nfl overtime.

6th overtime: tie.

Type in "overtime" on Google Images. 75% of the images are cartoons. Why do people think work-related cartoons are funny?
Type in "overtime" on Google Images. 75% of the images are cartoons. Why do people think work-related cartoons are funny?

3. schedge.

no more thursday games.

no more saturday games.

no more nfl network games.

ONE monday night game.

no cable games.

make every game available to every person.

if that means the NFL has to broadcast on every network so be it.

sobe it.

sure it’ll never happen.

but you read the other stuff.

that won’t happen either.

sobe it.

Sobe. It. Sobe. like the drink? Sobe. It. Sobe It.
Sobe. It. Sobe. like the drink? Sobe. It. Sobe It.
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