fantastikly on the cutting edge.

cut-that-edge

What is this?

Oh.

its just the new Detroit Lions logo.

Oh.

How did i get it?

Oh.

Don’t ask questions.

Oh.

thank me for this:

i was thinkin about interviewing the logo.

but im not going to.

you’re welcome.

i wont stoop that low.

on a random tangent, Rachel Ray calls some stew-y soups stoops.

get it?

stew + soup = stoop.

i love the food network.

let’s analyze the logo.

new additions:

eyes-

why?

to see the pain of watching the lions?

whyyyyy.

stupid.

more awesome fangs-

more awesome.

nuff said.

mane-

cmon mayne.

get it?

mane and mayne and main.

this opens the door for sparkling wordplay.

cmon mayne, lets go check out the lion’s main mane on main street.

and ill end on that note.

P.S.-

detroit-truck

this is another image circulating around the inter-highway.

most seem to be focused on the lions script.

i think it looks bad.

but thats not my point.

i much prefer the fact that

ITS ON AN 18 WHEELER.

PRIORITIZE.

who cares about a font?

i care about an awesome truck based around a football team.

in fact, i came up with a new lions slogan.

dangit.

i thought “keepin on truckin, lions” would be funny.

but now i have nothing.

now im embarrassed.

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