paul pierce, you disgust me.
NO NO NO, paul don’t argue with me.
you want an interview, i’ll interview you.
FS!: So Paul, tell me. Why did you snub that little kid?
PP: [Expletive] yeah man [expletive] LeBron James jersey [expletive]
FS!: Dude. Chill, this is a family blog.
PP: Aight. But I ain’t gonna sugar-coat this. I’m tha truth baby.
FS!: So how do you feel about your chances this year, especially with the emergence of the Hawks and Cavs as tough outs in the playoffs?
PP: Well I think we got this. I mean we won last year baby. Who can doubt us? LeBron can [a long, and i mean LONG, series of expletives.]
FS!: I guess. But I like LeBron.
PP: Yeah okay.
FS!: Yeah okay. Anyway. What made you do this interview?
PP: Well baby. I was on your blog and I saw that video and I got disgusted.
FS!: Wait, no. What? How? I hadn’t posted this until after the interview. The only way you could know I was going to post it is if you were watching the words I’m typing this very second….
PP: I ain’t gon front, baby, I saw it.
FS!: So were you like hacking my computer or some other, more sci-fi-y thing?
PP: I bent the [expletive] out of Space and Time, [Expletive]
FS!: Dude. Language.
PP: Its like i said. I’m tha truth baby!
FS!: Why do you keep calling me baby?
PP: I’m a huge Al Davis fan. You know? The Raiders owner, who said “Just Win Baby”?
FS!: Oh yes. He is quite odd looking. Go Raiders.
PP: The Celtics are the Raiders of the NBA. YaD!G?
FS!: I dig.
FS!: Anyway. We’re out of space…. and time.
FS!: Oh we have fun. Anyway. Any last words?
PP: Starbury and Rajon are about to…..
So there you have it.
Sorry the last part got cut off.
I don’t think it was anything important.
So what did we learn?
- Celtics = Raiders
- Paul Pierce can verbally say “YaD!G” including the !
There may be some other things… idk my bff jill.
That kid in the Lebron jersey? why?
snubbing him was just unesscessary. he’s a child after all.