toothpaste

crest pro health.

seriously yall.

i copped some hoping that it would do all the things it says.

but really.

i am convinced that it is just crest kids repackaged for grownups (YES I AM A GROWNUP)

this has conspiracy theory written all over it.

so there ya go.

theyre both blue.

they both taste like they were made for little kids

and i enjoy both.

sure im not going to stop using crest pro health JUST IN CASE the benefits promised actually materialize….

that was a big sentence…

ill dumb it down.

just in case the good stuff on the outside of the package actually comes true.

better?

ok.

sorry i had to demoralize ya like that.

you’ll be fine babe.

but really.

its the same toothpaste!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently this is the "Sparkle Fun Flavor"
Apparently this is the "Sparkle Fun Flavor"
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