Confused about what to do on valentine’s day? Wondering who will win what in the NBA All-Star festivities?
YEAH ITS WWWW [who will win what]
So im planning on just going through each competish this all star weekend.
Are the Pistons in this? I’ll give it to them cuz i cant name another team. San Antonio, there it is.
I ❤ this concept. But really guys, GUYS…. G-E-I-C-o?!
I’ll take Joe Johnson to win. OJ Mayo to take 2nd. and Kevin Love outta nowhere for 3rd. Sorry KDurant.
Although i love KDurant’s tshirt jersey. Probably my favorite.
Normally I would take Kapono with 3 consecutive rounds of 35-35.
You may be asking, “Hey there’s only 30 shots in a round, right?”
I’ll answer. Anyone who makes 30 for 30 gets one extra, untimed rack. YEAH.
So it may have never actually happened but a girl can dream right? [p.s. i’m not a girl, i’m talking about you]
But i’m going out on a limb here.
Not Roger Mason or Bibby.
Not Daequan. Unless he starts calling himself d-queezy. [pronounced dee-queasy]
Maybe Rashard although without Jameer in the lineup, I don’t know if he can handle it. [yes i know that this is an individual competish, but Jameer would play a big role.]
Yeah i’m going with the blue-and-yellow power dgranger.
I mean cmon i copped his tshirt jersey too.
He like pwns nooobs in a big way. In the best wayyyyy yaDig?
NOT DEVIN HARRIS. he’s gonna spend too much time being a tool.
Don’t act like you werent thinking that, i just had the nerve to say it. 😉
WINKY FACE YEAH.
Not tony parker cuz he sucks. Not derrick rose cuz he doesnt have the all important exp points.
So i guess ex-Smart-Guy star, MOOOOOO WILLLLIIIAAAAMMMMSSSS. [there was a character on smart guy named mo, cut me some slack]
Automatically eliminate anyone who’s won this before.
Peace out to Dwigt Howard [Dwigt is an Office reference, hope ya caught it]
and Nate Robinson. The new spud webb turned into the new brandon webb, he’s a sinker. [brandon webb throws a sinker, fyi]
HAHAHAHA. Who-Shot-J.R. Smith is in this? wow.
good work nba.
I’m taking Joe Alexander and Russell Westbrook in an impromptu, unplanned slam dunk contest. Not rudy fernandez.
[JAlexander and RWestbrook are not in this competition, all the other options just suck.]
So yeah. That’s me.