NOTE: at this point, i am going to ignore both voshon leonard and jason kapono for the sake of this argument.
I’m youre average american.
But i’m different. I do not worship Kobe.
Respect him? Shure.
Why, you ask?
Kobe is mad weak.
He can drain j’s like nobody’s business.
but serious brah.
LeBrawn all day babe.
Yeah i call him LeBrawn.
but he’s also LeBrain.
HE IS LITERALLY LeBraiwn
he pwns NOOBS like a mad beast.
NOOBS I SAY!~!!!!!
Although Kobe could beat me in 1 on 1, well actually alot of people could.
Except Walter Herrmann.
yeah i said it.
I believe that LeBron could spot me 20 points in a game to 21 and still beat me. (not make it, take it bt-dubz)
I would beat Kobe if he spotted me 20. 19? no. but 20? yeahhh.
Also lebrwain or whatevz i called him is much more cut and athletically gifted.
Straight up, LeBeast produces in every category.
Including bad-last-second fouls!!!! OUCHHHHH.
Big ups to the power dgranger.
YEAH I SAID BIG UPS.
Also chris paul is the kinda guy you build a team around.
Mosdeff my absofave player.
Organized chaos on a bun.
Mall rats on a stick.