the dallas cowboys meltdown.

you heard it here.

the dallas cowboys will not make the playoffs.

at the beginning of the season all was well and good.

now it is a clusterf**k.

witten hates TO.

TO hates tony romo.

Tony romo loves Witten.

Dammit if that isnt the best love triangle in a long time.

I think i know where this can be traced back to.

either pacman or….

the root of the dallas cowboy self-loathing, self-righteous self-destruction
the root of the dallas cowboy self-loathing, self-righteous self-destruction

NO.

not jessica simpson.

NOT JESSICA SIMPSON.

its the hat.

it is so the hat.

i hate it.

its like hes delivering papers, in the 1930s. only in a slightly more stupid way.

i ❤ you tony. but dude get some fashion or some clothes from this decade.

so drab. so awful.

jessica looks awful in that picture anyway.

the guy behind her clearly hates the hat as much as i do…

anyway.

i can clearly point hats like that to problems.

you know who started the great depression (kinda)?

newspaper boys.

they first reported it.

they are to blame.

history blames them.

you know who lost the pats perfect season?

why.
why.

junior seau’s hat.

what a tool.

gunnin for that ring.

the HAT is to blame.

that and KARMA.

but mostly the hat.

the sports world is sadistic.

so are hats like that.

still the cowboys suck.

i hate it.

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