So we have sorta fallen off the map.
To get your loyal fanship back to the way it should be, here are some articles which I will rant on in the near (read: sometime) future:
Rosanne Barrr Interview
Nike Conspiracy 1
Nike Conspiracy 2
The Republican Party
Also, you can now call me Dr. Presidents-day.
PS that is a shoutout to DJ Drama, aka Mr. Thanksgiving.