Lil Wayne loves conspiracies.

This is actually totally 100% legit. NO LIE.

And when i say no lie, i damn well mean it.

Lil’ Wayne has said in an interview with Blender Magazine, which I saw on Street Knowledge Media while looking up Weezy pics, not the point…

that he believes the world will end on December 21st, 2012. The day on which the Mayan Calender ends. Also Samuel L. Jackson’s birthday and my sisters. Sign? Yes. Am I slightly Mayan? Yes.

He says, and I quote, obviously, and comma unecessarily,

“The world is about to end in 2012… ’cause the Mayans made calendars, and they stop at 2012. I got encyclopedias on the bus.”

If this does not guide you to believe this theory, what the heck will?

Thank you wayne, for predicting the apocolypse. And I will be by your side on that day, the day the earth stood still. (Looks like an awful movie. WOW keanu.)

Goodbye world. It is only like a thousand-ish days until I die. Even though everyone else will have been dead for weeks.

Fare Thee Well Blogosphere. You shall miss me.

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