Why the Pirates will win the World Series.

The Piratos are the best team in the softest division in baseball.

The NL Central.

Sure, right “now” they’re 7-“8” but they can and will get hot.

Anytime a team with Ian Snell and Xavier Nady starts out so poorly who is to blame?

Ian Snell and Xavier Nady.

They are not team players.

They hate fun. They need to be gamers.

How do gamers play?

Stealing home.

The more a starting pitcher and a power hitter steal home, the more the pirates win.

think about it..

P.S. still playing around with the fonts and whatnot..
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One thought on “Why the Pirates will win the World Series.

  1. Are you serious? You have to be the worst sports analyst I have ever seen*.

    * – I haven’t actually seen you, but I assume pretty ugly.

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