NFL Preview: NFC East

But first: A Word about Consistency.
I decided to come back. Officially. So now expect 5-6 posts a week. Yepperz.
Unless I get lazy. Yeah, I’m not in an accountable sorta mood. Sorry.
These NFL Preview posts should be brief. So I’ll try to jam jokes in.
Dallas Cowboys
They would be lucky to win 16 games. I’m projecting them [...]

Hiatus

Zup yall.
I’m incommunicado til like the 18th.
Then FS! will become the Tour De Force it once was yet again.

James Harrison.

Pittsburgh Steelers Linebacker.
Candidate for Most Confusing Human Being on the Earth, 2009.
Everyone knows if you win a Championship anyone cares about, you go to the White House.
Right?
So the Steelers, NFL Champions 2009, are going to the White House.
But not James Harrison.
Does he disagree with Obama’s policies? Maybe have an illegitimate child in D.C.? Hate the [...]

NBA Draft Lottery and Whatever Else Comes Up.

The NBA Draft Lottery may be over by the time you read this.
Good luck.
Why do team’s bomb to go for the Number 1 spot.
Sure, the odds for that team are better.
But let’s be honest. Since 1900, the year the Draft Lottery was founded-ish, the 2 worst-record-having teams have won a whopping 6 times.
Fact Check: The [...]

Covering A LOT of Ground.

I have 3 things right off the top of my head but there could be more.
1.

Watch the whole thing.
Please.
I shouldn’t have to beg.
This is the most awkward thing I may have ever seen.
This guy, whatever his name is, makes like a semi-but-not-really-that racist joke.
Not only was it semi-well-you-know-the-drill racist but it [...]

Lookin’ Boy 8

just ignore the awesome beads.
make bow wow like ten inches taller and 5 inches buffer.
and then you have two sean taylors.
may god rest his soul.