I thought I told Ya. I’m a star.

That video serves no purpose other than to describe the title of this post.
I was trying to think of a song where they said “I told you so.”
I think Jeff Bagwell said it once. I don’t know.
The real question of this post:
Am I above quoting myself?
Answer:
Usually. Except when I’m right. So [...]

Jay Glazer baits me into a rant about the Cowboys Video Board.

http://twitter.com/Jay_Glazer/status/3592734154
I do not follow Jay Glazer on Twitter.
I will never follow Jay Glazer on Twitter.
However, this is one of the greatest Tweets of all time.

Although this doesn’t reference the name, he means the new Cowboys Stadium video board.
Apparently Jay Glazer can’t throw a potato 90 feet in the air. He even tried 4 times. If [...]

NBA Mock Draft 6.0 (Picks 1-5)

Yeah whatever. I lost count of the mock drafts. Besides the last I ever heard of AOL was AOL 6.0. So it’s a throwback post.
Because of the throwback style of this post, I’m going to Mock Draft the 2008 Draft.
Just kidding. But if I did, would you read?
Anyway.
1. LA Clippers
FS! Dream Pick: Steph Curry.
This eternally [...]

Lookin’ Boy 16

Oh c’mon.
This one wasn’t me.
This was Andre Iguodala on his Twitter.
Still, the hair and the eyes look similar.
And Skip was a Thundercat once.
I think.

Vote 4 Manny.

This whole thing is garbage. This whole Man-Ram scenario.
Personally I think that people should be able to vote for whoever they want.
We don’t need Jorre (Joe Torre) telling people what to do.
Don’t ya think America’s got enough on its plate with Terrorism, Swine Flu, the Economy, Swag Flu, and Twitter?
Why add more by criticizing YOUR [...]

French Open Controspiracy

So yeah. I forgot Lookin’ Boy yesterday. Sue me.
Anyway.
So Rafael Nadal is out of the French Open. (I don’t care if that’s not how his name is spelled. I’m not bothering to spell check it.)
Old news, right?
Not anymore. Not since I made up the conspiracy.
So we all know that Rafa (yes, I’m on a nickname [...]

Oops!

The title of this post was a test.
Were you more interested because of the title?
That’d be cool.
Anyway.

Let’s be honest.
Jump to 0:25.
That is a dirty play. No question. But I’m not one to rant.
Instead I would prefer to discuss JVG aka Jeff Van Gundy aka Mr. Money Machine and alllll that.
He is [...]

LeBron James + Mike Vick SuperPOSt!

If you haven’t seen it, you either a) are living under a rock or b) you can read my blog under your rock? Wi-fi? Cool.
LeBron. 1 second left. Everyone wanted it to happen. Except the Magic and the Brothers Van Gundy. (Yes, I am including SVG and JVG)
I’ll be honest. I didn’t think it would [...]

James Harrison.

Pittsburgh Steelers Linebacker.
Candidate for Most Confusing Human Being on the Earth, 2009.
Everyone knows if you win a Championship anyone cares about, you go to the White House.
Right?
So the Steelers, NFL Champions 2009, are going to the White House.
But not James Harrison.
Does he disagree with Obama’s policies? Maybe have an illegitimate child in D.C.? Hate the [...]

Lookin’ Boy 15

I may have used Drew Gooden before.
There’s no way of knowing.
Thanks, Nicholson Private Security!
And Mayor Ray Nagin!
And Drew Gooden!
Now I’m having an internal debate.
Do I show you the other Drew Gooden Lookin Boy I have in mind?
Hmmmmm.
I’ll show it at the end of tomorrow’s post.
How’s that sound?
Also: What do you think of the fake interviews?