Posts Tagged as ‘Orlando’

August 19, 2009

The Lakers are the Best

I’m usually not above making fun of children making awful YouTube videos.
But I’m not in the mood right now.
Just watch this little tyke croon his sweet love ballad to the Lakers.
P.S. Kid, I know you’re like 12 maybe? But use some more complex rhyming words. Just sayin.
The first line starts out [...]

June 8, 2009

Lookin’ Boy 50 Million.

Mostly the goatee.
And the tired eyes.
And I think there are alot of billy goats in Turkey.
Just so ya know.

June 6, 2009

I pick everything that’s going on for the next like week?

Yeah. I don’t have much else to say so we’re gonna try this out.
Except the MLB. That would take wayyyy too long.
Tennis:
Federer over whoever he’s playing. Let’s be honest. If Djokovic was in it, then we’d have something to talk about. If Nadal was in it, then I’d be picking Nadal in 5 sets. But [...]

May 23, 2009

LeBron James + Mike Vick SuperPOSt!

If you haven’t seen it, you either a) are living under a rock or b) you can read my blog under your rock? Wi-fi? Cool.
LeBron. 1 second left. Everyone wanted it to happen. Except the Magic and the Brothers Van Gundy. (Yes, I am including SVG and JVG)
I’ll be honest. I didn’t think it would [...]

April 30, 2009

The UFL

Rather than turn this into a YouTube festival which this blog has become in the past few days,
I’m feeling a UFL article.
A UFL Primer.
Its a 4 team league. Set to compete with the NFL. 6 weeks of season, Championship on Thanksgiving-ish.
The teams are going to be in: New York/Hartford, Orlando, Las Vegas/Los Angeles and San [...]

April 19, 2009

ESPN is running out of ideas.

I’ll enlarge that image.

So stupid.
What is the point of this?
I mean who cares?
They are fake spraypainting off numbers?
I guess they’re just trying to..
Actually I have no idea what they’re doing.
I am baffled.
Having nothing would be better than this.
This is such a trite attempt to cash in on something no one cares about.
And I know what [...]