NFL Preview: NFC East

But first: A Word about Consistency.
I decided to come back. Officially. So now expect 5-6 posts a week. Yepperz.
Unless I get lazy. Yeah, I’m not in an accountable sorta mood. Sorry.
These NFL Preview posts should be brief. So I’ll try to jam jokes in.
Dallas Cowboys
They would be lucky to win 16 games. I’m projecting them [...]

Just when I think I’m gone.

ESPN pulls me back with 2 amazing stories.
Manny coppin some roids.
Brett Favre as a Viking.
But then, the rug gets pulled out from under me.
Manny used some noob hCG garbage.
Gosh.
How disappointing.
I’ll riff a little on each.
You’ll read it.
Then you can watch Ron Artest’s post game interview.
Just watch the first 40 seconds.
It is the greatest anecdote ever.
EVER [...]

The UFL

Rather than turn this into a YouTube festival which this blog has become in the past few days,
I’m feeling a UFL article.
A UFL Primer.
Its a 4 team league. Set to compete with the NFL. 6 weeks of season, Championship on Thanksgiving-ish.
The teams are going to be in: New York/Hartford, Orlando, Las Vegas/Los Angeles and San [...]

The NFL Draft

2 things I don’t like about it.
1.
The last two years.
What has happened?
Oh nothing. The team’s with the first pick just announced their pick BEFORE DRAFT DAY.
I mean its like telling your wife you’re going to buy a diamond necklace for her birthday to surprise her, except then you realize, telling her the surprise RUINS THE [...]

Madden ‘10

You heard about this?
You know about this?
You heard of this?
Ya know?
Anyway.
As usual, Madden will release a new game this year.
I have 3 things to say about this.
1 is positive, 1 is negative, and the last is neutral.
I’ll start with the positive.
What is this?
Oh just a screenshot from the new Madden.
YES, MY FRIENDS.
No?
Not my friends?
YES MY [...]

Lookin’ Boy 8

just ignore the awesome beads.
make bow wow like ten inches taller and 5 inches buffer.
and then you have two sean taylors.
may god rest his soul.