NFL Preview: AFC East

Hey.
New England Patriots
19-0? No dice. They will not win more than 3 games this year. Unless Tom Brady plays. He’s injured right?
Nickname: Randy Moss Sucks.
Projected Record: 14-2.
Miami Dolphins
Wildcat. Wildcat. Wildcat. Wildcat.Wildcat. Wildcat.Wildcat. Wildcat.Wildcat. Wildcat.Wildcat. Wildcat.
Nickname: Wildcat. Wildcat.
Projected Record: 16-0. (Betcha thought I was going to say Wildcat. Wildcat.Wildcat. Wildcat.Wildcat. Wildcat. Sorry. But the Wildcat. Wildcat. [...]

NFL Preview: NFC East

But first: A Word about Consistency.
I decided to come back. Officially. So now expect 5-6 posts a week. Yepperz.
Unless I get lazy. Yeah, I’m not in an accountable sorta mood. Sorry.
These NFL Preview posts should be brief. So I’ll try to jam jokes in.
Dallas Cowboys
They would be lucky to win 16 games. I’m projecting them [...]

The Lakers are the Best

I’m usually not above making fun of children making awful YouTube videos.
But I’m not in the mood right now.
Just watch this little tyke croon his sweet love ballad to the Lakers.
P.S. Kid, I know you’re like 12 maybe? But use some more complex rhyming words. Just sayin.
The first line starts out [...]

The UFL

Rather than turn this into a YouTube festival which this blog has become in the past few days,
I’m feeling a UFL article.
A UFL Primer.
Its a 4 team league. Set to compete with the NFL. 6 weeks of season, Championship on Thanksgiving-ish.
The teams are going to be in: New York/Hartford, Orlando, Las Vegas/Los Angeles and San [...]

MLB Preview: AL East

my thoughts and prayers are with nick adenhart and his family.
back to the AL East.
Toronto Maple Leafs:
That’s not right…
Blue Jays, there it is:
Why is one team in Canada? This makes no sense.
Marco “Scooter” Scutaro. That’s really obvious. Oh well. I’m feelin kinda tired.
Tampa Bay Rays:
Winners of the AL East say get behind me satan.
(They got [...]

MLB Preview: NL East

im going to brief you on every team.
10 words or less.
also a nickname for their star player.
today is NL East.
NY Mets:
Johan Santana is good. But they’re the METS.
Carlos “My belt just ran away” Beltran.

Jose Reyes: Swaggin

Flo rida Marlins:
Dontrelle Willis. Shawty got low low low. I don’t know.
Hanley Ramirez aka HanRam. No. Embellishment. Needed.
Atlanta [...]