Posts Tagged as ‘NBA’

June 25, 2009

10 Hours over NBA Draft Heaven.

This title was supposed to be a take off of 30 Seconds Over Tokyo. But then again I have no idea what 30 Seconds Over Tokyo is.
So this Draft thing is today. And guess what. NBADraft.net definitely crashed. Dude, come through in the clutch. No dice. I guess I have to change my post.
More important [...]

June 6, 2009

I pick everything that’s going on for the next like week?

Yeah. I don’t have much else to say so we’re gonna try this out.
Except the MLB. That would take wayyyy too long.
Tennis:
Federer over whoever he’s playing. Let’s be honest. If Djokovic was in it, then we’d have something to talk about. If Nadal was in it, then I’d be picking Nadal in 5 sets. But [...]

May 19, 2009

NBA Draft Lottery and Whatever Else Comes Up.

The NBA Draft Lottery may be over by the time you read this.
Good luck.
Why do team’s bomb to go for the Number 1 spot.
Sure, the odds for that team are better.
But let’s be honest. Since 1900, the year the Draft Lottery was founded-ish, the 2 worst-record-having teams have won a whopping 6 times.
Fact Check: The [...]

May 17, 2009

A Battle of Words with Manny Ramirez

It’s Friday/Saturday, when I usually do a fake interview.
At the end, there will be two amazing facts I learned recently.
One about Ron Artest and the other about Darius Miles.
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FS!: Manny, thanks for joining us. Actually, its just me. Oh well, I’ll edit that out later.
MR: What’s up man. Love the blog, by the way.
FS!: Really? [...]

May 7, 2009

Just when I think I’m gone.

ESPN pulls me back with 2 amazing stories.
Manny coppin some roids.
Brett Favre as a Viking.
But then, the rug gets pulled out from under me.
Manny used some noob hCG garbage.
Gosh.
How disappointing.
I’ll riff a little on each.
You’ll read it.
Then you can watch Ron Artest’s post game interview.
Just watch the first 40 seconds.
It is the greatest anecdote ever.
EVER [...]