I pick everything that’s going on for the next like week?

Yeah. I don’t have much else to say so we’re gonna try this out.
Except the MLB. That would take wayyyy too long.
Tennis:
Federer over whoever he’s playing. Let’s be honest. If Djokovic was in it, then we’d have something to talk about. If Nadal was in it, then I’d be picking Nadal in 5 sets. But [...]

A Battle of Words with Manny Ramirez

It’s Friday/Saturday, when I usually do a fake interview.
At the end, there will be two amazing facts I learned recently.
One about Ron Artest and the other about Darius Miles.
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FS!: Manny, thanks for joining us. Actually, its just me. Oh well, I’ll edit that out later.
MR: What’s up man. Love the blog, by the way.
FS!: Really? [...]

Just when I think I’m gone.

ESPN pulls me back with 2 amazing stories.
Manny coppin some roids.
Brett Favre as a Viking.
But then, the rug gets pulled out from under me.
Manny used some noob hCG garbage.
Gosh.
How disappointing.
I’ll riff a little on each.
You’ll read it.
Then you can watch Ron Artest’s post game interview.
Just watch the first 40 seconds.
It is the greatest anecdote ever.
EVER [...]

Covering A LOT of Ground.

I have 3 things right off the top of my head but there could be more.
1.

Watch the whole thing.
Please.
I shouldn’t have to beg.
This is the most awkward thing I may have ever seen.
This guy, whatever his name is, makes like a semi-but-not-really-that racist joke.
Not only was it semi-well-you-know-the-drill racist but it [...]

Day 2 of tediousness. NL Central Preview.

swaggggggggin
whuzzup
yadig
anyway.
same dealio as yesteryear.
NL Central.
Chicago Cubs:
No Kerry Wood, lotsa problems. Curses!
Houston Astros:
If Lance Berkman is on the team… Mediocrity here we come!
Pittsburgh Pirates:
Name 3 Pirates without looking them up. I’ll be impressed.
St. Louis Cardinals:
No one cares Ricky Ankiel’s on the juice? Me either.
Milwaukee Cerveceros:
I think Rickie Weeks is old. But he’s not.
Cincinnati Reds:
Jerry Crasnick thinks [...]