Twitter is a source of unending pleasure. Seriously.

Tom Ziller: Did I photoshop Omri Casspi and @DonteGreene into a New Moon poster? I think I did — http://bit.ly/5mHj8D
Donte Greene: @teamziller thats hot. do yall have any more?
Who is Tom Ziller?
Some NBA-affiliated blogger. Who really cares.
It is images like that one that make me love my job. And by ‘my job’ I mean everything.
That [...]

NBA Mock Draft 6.0 (Picks 1-5)

Yeah whatever. I lost count of the mock drafts. Besides the last I ever heard of AOL was AOL 6.0. So it’s a throwback post.
Because of the throwback style of this post, I’m going to Mock Draft the 2008 Draft.
Just kidding. But if I did, would you read?
Anyway.
1. LA Clippers
FS! Dream Pick: Steph Curry.
This eternally [...]

NBA Draft Lottery and Whatever Else Comes Up.

The NBA Draft Lottery may be over by the time you read this.
Good luck.
Why do team’s bomb to go for the Number 1 spot.
Sure, the odds for that team are better.
But let’s be honest. Since 1900, the year the Draft Lottery was founded-ish, the 2 worst-record-having teams have won a whopping 6 times.
Fact Check: The [...]

I mock the NBA Mock Draft while I eat Mock Apple Pie.

I’m going to take a few picks of the mock draft i get off ESPN’s draft simulator and riff a little.
maybe it will be tasty.
like mock apple pie.
what is the point of that?
why do i keep making that joke?
answers to these questions and andy rooney, tonight on FantastikSports.
that’s a 60 minutes joke.
just so you know.
yeah.
okay.
sure [...]

john calipari

ignore my bad spelling for like 50 seconds.
thank you in advanced.
anyway.
whats up with this guy?
why leave memphis?
oh, you think its a city hit hard by the recession and is filled with crime.
is there anything else?
oh its #4 on worst cities in america?
oh i made that up?
anyway.
seriously.
i would take perrenial sleeper/mid-major status over middling SEC status.
does [...]

Utah sues the BCS

Big news out of the mormon state.
is that its official name?
it should be.
get on that please.
anyway.
the University of Utah is planning on suing the BCS for antitrust.

On the ESPN website, the caption for the front-page photo is “Worth Pur-Suing”

good lord.
i hope someone was fired for that.
horrific wordplay.
and yes that is quite hypocritical.
sure this suit may [...]