The Lakers are the Best

I’m usually not above making fun of children making awful YouTube videos.
But I’m not in the mood right now.
Just watch this little tyke croon his sweet love ballad to the Lakers.
P.S. Kid, I know you’re like 12 maybe? But use some more complex rhyming words. Just sayin.
The first line starts out [...]

10 Hours over NBA Draft Heaven.

This title was supposed to be a take off of 30 Seconds Over Tokyo. But then again I have no idea what 30 Seconds Over Tokyo is.
So this Draft thing is today. And guess what. NBADraft.net definitely crashed. Dude, come through in the clutch. No dice. I guess I have to change my post.
More important [...]

NBA Mock Draft 6.0 (Picks 1-5)

Yeah whatever. I lost count of the mock drafts. Besides the last I ever heard of AOL was AOL 6.0. So it’s a throwback post.
Because of the throwback style of this post, I’m going to Mock Draft the 2008 Draft.
Just kidding. But if I did, would you read?
Anyway.
1. LA Clippers
FS! Dream Pick: Steph Curry.
This eternally [...]

I pick everything that’s going on for the next like week?

Yeah. I don’t have much else to say so we’re gonna try this out.
Except the MLB. That would take wayyyy too long.
Tennis:
Federer over whoever he’s playing. Let’s be honest. If Djokovic was in it, then we’d have something to talk about. If Nadal was in it, then I’d be picking Nadal in 5 sets. But [...]

NBA Draft Lottery and Whatever Else Comes Up.

The NBA Draft Lottery may be over by the time you read this.
Good luck.
Why do team’s bomb to go for the Number 1 spot.
Sure, the odds for that team are better.
But let’s be honest. Since 1900, the year the Draft Lottery was founded-ish, the 2 worst-record-having teams have won a whopping 6 times.
Fact Check: The [...]

A Battle of Words with Manny Ramirez

It’s Friday/Saturday, when I usually do a fake interview.
At the end, there will be two amazing facts I learned recently.
One about Ron Artest and the other about Darius Miles.
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FS!: Manny, thanks for joining us. Actually, its just me. Oh well, I’ll edit that out later.
MR: What’s up man. Love the blog, by the way.
FS!: Really? [...]

Just when I think I’m gone.

ESPN pulls me back with 2 amazing stories.
Manny coppin some roids.
Brett Favre as a Viking.
But then, the rug gets pulled out from under me.
Manny used some noob hCG garbage.
Gosh.
How disappointing.
I’ll riff a little on each.
You’ll read it.
Then you can watch Ron Artest’s post game interview.
Just watch the first 40 seconds.
It is the greatest anecdote ever.
EVER [...]

The UFL

Rather than turn this into a YouTube festival which this blog has become in the past few days,
I’m feeling a UFL article.
A UFL Primer.
Its a 4 team league. Set to compete with the NFL. 6 weeks of season, Championship on Thanksgiving-ish.
The teams are going to be in: New York/Hartford, Orlando, Las Vegas/Los Angeles and San [...]

I mock the NBA Mock Draft while I eat Mock Apple Pie.

I’m going to take a few picks of the mock draft i get off ESPN’s draft simulator and riff a little.
maybe it will be tasty.
like mock apple pie.
what is the point of that?
why do i keep making that joke?
answers to these questions and andy rooney, tonight on FantastikSports.
that’s a 60 minutes joke.
just so you know.
yeah.
okay.
sure [...]

MLB Preview: AL West

last day.
coming soon:
NBA Mock Draft v.2
NFL Mock Draft v.1
back to the point.
Texas Rangers:
Pitching sucks. They score alot though.
Josh “Alexander Hamilton” Hamilton. You can take him to the bank, yo.
Oakland Athletics:
Bring back the white shoes. Jason Giambi.
Matt “Holiday in the Sun” Holliday.
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim:
Nick Adenhart. These guys will probably win the West.
Torii “Deer Huunter” [...]