Note to LeBron James: Really? AND Note to Nate Burleson: Nice call.

LeBron says he doesn’t want to talk about free agency 2010.
Would he rather us talk about his New York-centricness?
First off these are a fashion monstrosity.
The baseball toes or whatever they’re called are awful. The PinStripedBaseball Motif is awful.
You’re playing basketball. You know that right? NO CROSS-SPORT-REFERENCING SHOES. That’s just confusing.
Second off, the Yankees are stupid [...]

Lookin’ Boy 16

Oh c’mon.
This one wasn’t me.
This was Andre Iguodala on his Twitter.
Still, the hair and the eyes look similar.
And Skip was a Thundercat once.
I think.

LeBron James + Mike Vick SuperPOSt!

If you haven’t seen it, you either a) are living under a rock or b) you can read my blog under your rock? Wi-fi? Cool.
LeBron. 1 second left. Everyone wanted it to happen. Except the Magic and the Brothers Van Gundy. (Yes, I am including SVG and JVG)
I’ll be honest. I didn’t think it would [...]

Clean as a whistle.

Okay.
I’m preempting this post on a dumb phrase with an amazing video.
I am not sure how familiar you are with the song “Clean As A Whistle”
If you are not, I’ll explain. (When I first typed that, I wrote expalin instead of explain. Like ex-Palin, like that guy who got that Palin girl pregnant. He’s an [...]

Erick Dampier and the Swag Saga.

Erick Dampier said some inflammatory comments.
Don’t worry, its not what you think.
He didn’t do that.
He just said this, about Tony Parker:
“Every time he drives the lane, we have to put him on his back. The first foul has to tell him he’s in for a long night. My first foul Thursday night is going to [...]

Comparing Apples to Oranges.

This phrase makes no sense.
Scratch that.
It makes minimal sense.
I mean cmon.
Apples and Oranges have TONS in common.
They are both sweet.
They are both fruits.
They both have outer layers which I do not enjoy.
They both make delicious juice.
They both have seeds.
They both grow.
They both have “es” ’s at the end. (in the plural form)
They both has “e” [...]

A Real Interview with the Fake LeBron James

let’s cut right to the meat of the interview.
the first couple minutes are boring so i cut them, due to time constraints.
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FS!: [Laughing] Remember when that thing happened like 3 minutes ago in this interview?
LJ: [Also laughing, but harder] Yeah. That was so funny. Then that other thing happened right after. I can’t believe that [...]