Taking a page out of my old playbook, I’m going to reference an ESPN article throughout this post.
http://espn.go.com/college-football/heisman09/index
First Impressions:
Mark Ingram is decent.
Case Keenum’s stats are swaggerific.
Tim Tebow and Colt McCoy have been more off than my light switch. And my light switch is off right now.
CJ Spiller? What has he done? Nothing.
Kellen Moore does not, [...]
It’s Friday/Saturday, when I usually do a fake interview.
At the end, there will be two amazing facts I learned recently.
One about Ron Artest and the other about Darius Miles.
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FS!: Manny, thanks for joining us. Actually, its just me. Oh well, I’ll edit that out later.
MR: What’s up man. Love the blog, by the way.
FS!: Really? [...]
ESPN pulls me back with 2 amazing stories.
Manny coppin some roids.
Brett Favre as a Viking.
But then, the rug gets pulled out from under me.
Manny used some noob hCG garbage.
Gosh.
How disappointing.
I’ll riff a little on each.
You’ll read it.
Then you can watch Ron Artest’s post game interview.
Just watch the first 40 seconds.
It is the greatest anecdote ever.
EVER [...]
NOTE: Watch the whole video. It is so worth it. Like honestly. This is the first video I have ever posted that I have watched all the way through.
DISCLAIMER: There is mild swearing.
There is so much wrong with this video.
But there is more that is right.
First off.
The kid on the left, [...]
