Lookin’ Boy 50 Million.

Mostly the goatee.
And the tired eyes.
And I think there are alot of billy goats in Turkey.
Just so ya know.

Clean as a whistle.

Okay.
I’m preempting this post on a dumb phrase with an amazing video.
I am not sure how familiar you are with the song “Clean As A Whistle”
If you are not, I’ll explain. (When I first typed that, I wrote expalin instead of explain. Like ex-Palin, like that guy who got that Palin girl pregnant. He’s an [...]

MLB Preview: NL East

im going to brief you on every team.
10 words or less.
also a nickname for their star player.
today is NL East.
NY Mets:
Johan Santana is good. But they’re the METS.
Carlos “My belt just ran away” Beltran.

Jose Reyes: Swaggin

Flo rida Marlins:
Dontrelle Willis. Shawty got low low low. I don’t know.
Hanley Ramirez aka HanRam. No. Embellishment. Needed.
Atlanta [...]