Posts Tagged as ‘Dodgers’

June 10, 2009

Vote 4 Manny.

This whole thing is garbage. This whole Man-Ram scenario.
Personally I think that people should be able to vote for whoever they want.
We don’t need Jorre (Joe Torre) telling people what to do.
Don’t ya think America’s got enough on its plate with Terrorism, Swine Flu, the Economy, Swag Flu, and Twitter?
Why add more by criticizing YOUR [...]

May 17, 2009

A Battle of Words with Manny Ramirez

It’s Friday/Saturday, when I usually do a fake interview.
At the end, there will be two amazing facts I learned recently.
One about Ron Artest and the other about Darius Miles.
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FS!: Manny, thanks for joining us. Actually, its just me. Oh well, I’ll edit that out later.
MR: What’s up man. Love the blog, by the way.
FS!: Really? [...]

May 7, 2009

Just when I think I’m gone.

ESPN pulls me back with 2 amazing stories.
Manny coppin some roids.
Brett Favre as a Viking.
But then, the rug gets pulled out from under me.
Manny used some noob hCG garbage.
Gosh.
How disappointing.
I’ll riff a little on each.
You’ll read it.
Then you can watch Ron Artest’s post game interview.
Just watch the first 40 seconds.
It is the greatest anecdote ever.
EVER [...]

April 9, 2009

NL West? Is there a West? MLB Preview: NL West.

you know whats up.
colorado rockies:
Yorvit Torrealba is amazing. Todd Helton is not.
Yorvit “Jessicaalba” Torrealba.
San Diego Padres:
David Eckstein is scrappy. Scrappy is cliche.
Jake Peav’dy. Get it? Cuz peaved means mad. Is that how you spell it? Peaved? I doubt it.
Los Angeles Dodgers:
Totz stacked lineup, will win NL West. Totz = totally.
Juan “I am a utility player” [...]