Posts Tagged as ‘Derrick Rose’

May 14, 2009

All-NBA Teams.

Some dude named Bethlehem Shoals decided to look at the All-NBA Teams.
I’ma show him how its done.
PLAUSIBLE: Deron Williams, Kevin Garnett, Chris Bosh, Danny Granger, Joe Johnson, Kevin Durant, David West, Mo Williams, Al Jefferson, Devin Harris.
RANDOM: Steve Nash, Antawn Jamison, Ray Allen, Nene, LaMarcus Aldridge, David Lee, Paul Millsap, Andre Iguodala.
STUPID: Rajon Rondo, Derrick [...]

May 1, 2009

A Fake Interview with Rajon “Kia” Rondo.

I assume you will have watched this by the time you read the interview.
Thanks.

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FS!: Rajon. Whussup my brother?
RR: Nothing much man. Just trying to stop crying.
FS!: Why are you cryin’ brah?
RR: Derrick Rose stole my lunch money. Figuratively.
FS!: Ohhhh. By lunch you mean “dignity” and by money you mean “I lack [...]

April 22, 2009

Erick Dampier and the Swag Saga.

Erick Dampier said some inflammatory comments.
Don’t worry, its not what you think.
He didn’t do that.
He just said this, about Tony Parker:
“Every time he drives the lane, we have to put him on his back. The first foul has to tell him he’s in for a long night. My first foul Thursday night is going to [...]

April 14, 2009

NBA End of Season Awards

!
its that time again.
i love this time of year.
here we go.
Rookie Of The Year:
should i capitalize the first letter of each word?
which one looks better?
Rookie of the Year or Rookie Of The Year?
Thanks for your input.
anyway.
ESPN says: Derrick Rose.
actually scrap that.
i prefer to say
ESPN sez: Derrick Rose.
yeah i know its miniscule.
but really.
sez > says
I disagree [...]