But first: A Word about Consistency.
I decided to come back. Officially. So now expect 5-6 posts a week. Yepperz.
Unless I get lazy. Yeah, I’m not in an accountable sorta mood. Sorry.
These NFL Preview posts should be brief. So I’ll try to jam jokes in.
Dallas Cowboys
They would be lucky to win 16 games. I’m projecting them [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘Dallas’
May 13, 2009
LaLa Vasquez. LaLa or Lala?
So who is this random woman being escorted out of the American Airlines Center?
As you should have guessed, it is LaLa Vasquez.
Who is that?
Well, for awhile there she hosted Direct Effect with DJ Clue.
Oh what a delightful program.
DJ Clue would always introduce himself as “DJ Clue, Desert Storm”
If you don’t know [...]
May 6, 2009
Slow Day? Make it awesome.
Oh I know!
Its crazy.
Do you see what you did, Boston?
By eliminating the Bulls, there is only one team left that has a funny logo when you turn it upside down and recolor it.
I’m tired.
Cut me some slack.
Gosh.
May 5, 2009
Kenyon “Who’s Lips Are These?” Martin and the Ongoing Saga of the Denver Thuggets
Watch the whole video. The key is like 40 seconds in, just so you know.
Anyway.
This is a cheap shot.
Sure, Dirk is soft. I would give that to you.
But really.
KMart, REALLY.
You think you can get away with this?
Sure, you’re not getting any calls on the defensive side so you can body Dirk [...]
April 22, 2009
Erick Dampier and the Swag Saga.
Erick Dampier said some inflammatory comments.
Don’t worry, its not what you think.
He didn’t do that.
He just said this, about Tony Parker:
“Every time he drives the lane, we have to put him on his back. The first foul has to tell him he’s in for a long night. My first foul Thursday night is going to [...]