10 Hours over NBA Draft Heaven.

This title was supposed to be a take off of 30 Seconds Over Tokyo. But then again I have no idea what 30 Seconds Over Tokyo is.
So this Draft thing is today. And guess what. NBADraft.net definitely crashed. Dude, come through in the clutch. No dice. I guess I have to change my post.
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LeBron James + Mike Vick SuperPOSt!

If you haven’t seen it, you either a) are living under a rock or b) you can read my blog under your rock? Wi-fi? Cool.
LeBron. 1 second left. Everyone wanted it to happen. Except the Magic and the Brothers Van Gundy. (Yes, I am including SVG and JVG)
I’ll be honest. I didn’t think it would [...]

ESPN is running out of ideas.

I’ll enlarge that image.

So stupid.
What is the point of this?
I mean who cares?
They are fake spraypainting off numbers?
I guess they’re just trying to..
Actually I have no idea what they’re doing.
I am baffled.
Having nothing would be better than this.
This is such a trite attempt to cash in on something no one cares about.
And I know what [...]

MLB Preview: AL Central

swaggggg.
part 2.
Minnesota Twins:
Justin Morneau and Joe Mauer. That’s it.
Joe “Eddie Bauer” Mauer. Think about it.
Chicago White Sox:
Even Ozzie Guillen can’t win with this team.
John “Dank” Danks. You ever smelled him?
Cleveland Indians:
Cliff Lee is overrated. But so is the Tribe.
Cliff “of Dover” Lee
Detroit Tigers:
The economy depends on their season.
Curtis “Grandy’s” Granderson.
Kansas City Royals:
They aren’t horrible. But [...]