NFL Preview: AFC West

Denver Broncos
With a quarterback like Kyle Orton how could you go wrong? I’m surprised the Bears gave him up. His beard should be enough for like 4 wins all by itself.
Nickname: Matt Forte “is overrated.”
Projected Record: 4-12.
Kansas City Chiefs
With a quarterback like Matt Cassel how could you go wrong? I’m surprised the Pats gave him [...]

James Harrison.

Pittsburgh Steelers Linebacker.
Candidate for Most Confusing Human Being on the Earth, 2009.
Everyone knows if you win a Championship anyone cares about, you go to the White House.
Right?
So the Steelers, NFL Champions 2009, are going to the White House.
But not James Harrison.
Does he disagree with Obama’s policies? Maybe have an illegitimate child in D.C.? Hate the [...]

Slow Day? Make it awesome.

Oh I know!
Its crazy.
Do you see what you did, Boston?
By eliminating the Bulls, there is only one team left that has a funny logo when you turn it upside down and recolor it.
I’m tired.
Cut me some slack.
Gosh.

Covering A LOT of Ground.

I have 3 things right off the top of my head but there could be more.
1.

Watch the whole thing.
Please.
I shouldn’t have to beg.
This is the most awkward thing I may have ever seen.
This guy, whatever his name is, makes like a semi-but-not-really-that racist joke.
Not only was it semi-well-you-know-the-drill racist but it [...]