NFL Preview: NFC South

New Orleans Saints
Lil’ Wayne’s favorite team. If I’m ever going to be his best friend, I’d hype up this team. How ironic. Because I seriously consider them a victim of the hypemachine year in and year out.
Nickname: Marques “Coldstone Creamery” Colston.
Projected Record: 15-1.
Carolina Panthers
Something clever about Carolina.
Nickname: John “Foxy” Fox.
Projected Record: 8-8
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
They are [...]

NFL Preview: AFC West

Denver Broncos
With a quarterback like Kyle Orton how could you go wrong? I’m surprised the Bears gave him up. His beard should be enough for like 4 wins all by itself.
Nickname: Matt Forte “is overrated.”
Projected Record: 4-12.
Kansas City Chiefs
With a quarterback like Matt Cassel how could you go wrong? I’m surprised the Pats gave him [...]

NFL Preview: NFC East

But first: A Word about Consistency.
I decided to come back. Officially. So now expect 5-6 posts a week. Yepperz.
Unless I get lazy. Yeah, I’m not in an accountable sorta mood. Sorry.
These NFL Preview posts should be brief. So I’ll try to jam jokes in.
Dallas Cowboys
They would be lucky to win 16 games. I’m projecting them [...]

Jay Glazer baits me into a rant about the Cowboys Video Board.

http://twitter.com/Jay_Glazer/status/3592734154
I do not follow Jay Glazer on Twitter.
I will never follow Jay Glazer on Twitter.
However, this is one of the greatest Tweets of all time.

Although this doesn’t reference the name, he means the new Cowboys Stadium video board.
Apparently Jay Glazer can’t throw a potato 90 feet in the air. He even tried 4 times. If [...]

The Con-Cup Con-Spiracy.

Everyone who’s anyone knows that the USA lost to Brazil in a HeartBreaker, 3-2, in the Confederations Cup in South of Nowhere, South Africa.
South of Nowhere is a show. Now you understand my pop culture reference. You’re welcome.
Now, everybody and their brother knew the United States would at least give up one goal to the [...]

NBA Mock Draft 6.0 (Picks 1-5)

Yeah whatever. I lost count of the mock drafts. Besides the last I ever heard of AOL was AOL 6.0. So it’s a throwback post.
Because of the throwback style of this post, I’m going to Mock Draft the 2008 Draft.
Just kidding. But if I did, would you read?
Anyway.
1. LA Clippers
FS! Dream Pick: Steph Curry.
This eternally [...]

Lookin’ Boy 16

Oh c’mon.
This one wasn’t me.
This was Andre Iguodala on his Twitter.
Still, the hair and the eyes look similar.
And Skip was a Thundercat once.
I think.

Download a Tennis Mask!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/tennis/get_involved/4467076.stm
What a surprise.
Another Tennis Major Championship, another stupid promo.
Well, not really. This is kinda the first one ever.
Still, out of Jolly Old England and the BBC, here come Tennis Masks!
What are they? Why what do you think? Bloody masks eh!
Wait. I think eh is Canadian.
Anyway.
Besides this being very stupid, I’m going to run through what [...]

Who is JD Power and Associates?

And who does he think he is?
They are all over the place.
Cars. Realtors. Electronics. Insurance.
If there’s one thing I like, its picking one thing and sticking to it.
Like this blog.
Yes, I use myself as an example.
Get used to it.
But really. Watch TV for like 60 minutes and if you don’t see a commercial that touts [...]

Vote 4 Manny.

This whole thing is garbage. This whole Man-Ram scenario.
Personally I think that people should be able to vote for whoever they want.
We don’t need Jorre (Joe Torre) telling people what to do.
Don’t ya think America’s got enough on its plate with Terrorism, Swine Flu, the Economy, Swag Flu, and Twitter?
Why add more by criticizing YOUR [...]